Who Could You Take In a Fight?

The results are in!
Ken (lawyer): “I could take all ‘Friends with Web Presences’ listed on LS.com.”
Josh (author): “Lil’ Frankie.”
Leigh (auteur): “Most unskilled people 120 pounds or less.”
Alexis (HBS grad): “Ken.”
Salma (editor): “Binky Urban, Sarah, Andre Balazs, your Eastern European waitress, the White Stripes chick.”
Marshall (activist for unmarriage): “I believe in non-violence.”
Michael (Hollywood type): “The rat from the Lotus Club toaster.”
Lock (your host): “Leigh.”
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